Must the Universe Mock me so?

I arrive home Friday night…having a bad day…bottle of merlot in hand…all set to settle in for a night of Sex & the City, a good book and a great bottle of red! All my “coupled” friends are at a “function” (quick side bar: the way the couples work out is the whole crew pairs off, I’m the odd ball leftover…it’s ok, I have my cats!), family is out of town, my married friend with well, her hubby…but it’s ok, have no fear, I have a plan & Friday’s my early night cuz of Saturday am paddling anyways. Well that’s when it happened…I check my mail on the way up to my apartment…junk, junk, envelope? Bill? No…I flip it over, simply addressed “Still Single?”…still single? I must remind you it’s Friday night, bottle o’ merlot in hand? MUST THE UNIVERSE MOCK ME SO?! I am a trooper though…went straight upstairs, opened that bottle (who’s says blogging and merlot don’t mix). Dam straight I’m still single, single and f**king FABULOUS!